don't ask! when i was trying to get the scarecrow in the back seat, i said "come on johnny!" hence & therefore, he's now johnny!
it was very hot when my mother & i brought it home ~ we got to joking about her car bursting into flames due to "spontaneous scarecrow cumbustion!" i told her to call her agent ~ who's a bit of a snit anyway ~ and ask if "spontaneuos scarecrow combustion" is covered under her car insurance policy, or would they consider it an act of god...?!?!?!?!?! (like i said, it was very hot that day!)
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